I'm Scott and I'm a blogaholic

[The Holy Blogger]

It all started like 5 years ago. You tell yourself that you will only blog when you smoke, but the next thing you know you're sitting in the back corner of the community library on the public access computers blogzoring half-naked about how you think it would be interesting if you spliced together the Paris Hilton Sex Tape and soldier cam footage from night missions in Kandahar. PEW PEW PEW, "That's hot," PEW PEW PEW.

But I'm making progress in recovery, I'm currently on step 6 of Blogaholics Anonymous (which is much harder than you might think since everyone has a user handle).

For those of you who aren't aware, step 6 involves emailing everyone you never hurt and insulting them for a minimum of 600 words (400 of which must have been collected from Urban Dictionary's word of the day) and then NOT blog about it. I'm almost through and excited to be moving on to step 7: eat entire boxes of cookies and check your Facebook 16 times an hour until November.

In my spare time I enjoy cooking, reading and S&M. I'm a capricorn. I've always been weary of goats and sometimes, for no reason, I think about David Hasselhoff and ice cream.

Aside from my work here at latehitz, you can read my blog at www.theholyblogble.com/

From the interwebs,

Scott Kimball

P.S. Why doesn't an html discussion board thread editor recognize the word "blog?"

[~Lil' Meezy~]

Hilarious - not that I'd expect anything else...btw, to change your display name, go to "profile" (top of the page), and "modify profile". Then you can look a lot cooler than plain ole "scott"

As for the spell check, I'm not really sure. I rely on FF's built in spell check, and that lets you add words to the dictionary, so it's not really an issue.

Can't wait to see you back on the Hill. Looking forward to you taking over the Politics section of the Forums...

be easy...

~meezy

["The Trilogy"]

Welcome and welcome. I look forward to seeing people get made fun of. It's pretty much the only reason they invented the internet.

[The Holy Blogger]

the internet was actually invented as joke about asian people. true story.

it's just that no one has gotten it quite yet.